Why do narcissists keep calling on the phone after years of...

Or, better yet, set up your iPhone to the following options:

Tell the narcissist to suck a dick.

IT’S LATE, AND I HAVE TO GET UP VERY EARLY.

But, there are precisely TWO reasons.

It’s no more complicated than that.

They want to finish the job.

I’M NOT GOING TO WAX POETIC, OR TYPE A THESIS ON THIS ONE.

“Your call has been forwarded to an automated voice messaging system”.

There is only one thing that you can do.

With the fuckening of your life, that is.

One, is because they want or need something from you.

And two, is because they aren’t finished yet.

And now that you know that, that having been said.

And, two alone.

And that’s it.

Why do narcissists keep calling on the phone after years of separation?